HOST “Hey Ladies and Gentlemen!! How are we doing tonight!? Well, tonight we have a special episode, all about Endo. Both families have a chance to answer. Mr. Brown, Mr. Blonde , you’re up, can you name a symptom of endometriosis?
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MR. BROWN “Oooh ooh I got this one! Being a pitiful mess!”
HOST “Alright, let’s take a look at the board. Show us, “Pitiful mess!!!”
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HOST “Looks like you got the 3rd spot! 11 of our voters answered, “being a mess/pity.” Would you like to keep going or give the other family a chance?”
MR. BROWN “Keep going!!!!!”
HOST “Alright, now ma’am, how are you doing today? Now can you tell me a name of a symptom of endometriosis.”
MRS. BROWN “Gosh… this is tricky.. but I’m gonna go with ‘mental illness’!”
HOST “Okay, now, that is an interesting answer! Board, show us ‘mental illness’!”
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HOST “Wow! You, ma’am, just got our top answer with 41 votes in the survey voting for ‘mental illness/crazy’! You guys are on a roll! Should we continue?”
Pause for audience to cheer.
HOST “Alright Blonde family, it’s your turn. We have a the same question on the board, do you have an answer to symptoms of endometriosis?!!”
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MR. BLONDE “Yes, yes. Alright now, we agreed on ‘lazy’!”
HOST “Okay, board, show us ‘lazy!’”
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HOST “Wow, folks, aren’t these families just on a roll!? Out of 100 survey respondents, 23 voted ‘lazy’ making that our second answer on the board!!!”
Pause for audience to cheer.
“We’ll take a quick break to commercial and be right back with our next question- “Why do people with endometriosis love playing the victim?’ Exciting stuff today on Family Feud!!!”
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